Name: Even Sexy Vampires Must Die
Duration: P00H03M51S
Description: Dedicated to old SNES RPGs

Even Sexy Vampires Must Die

from Ranger of the Old Woods by Zweihänder

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Dedicated to old SNES RPGs

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Vegetation hugs the walls of this path... it opens up on to a large cavern housing an underground grove of what looks like ancient yew trees. I notice how bright it is here... We haven't needed the lantern for a while.

Glowing rocks are speckled about the walls and ceiling of the cave. They seem to be providing enough light. Everything is bathed in a pale twilight.

Down a slope, an old castle sits nestled among the trees... maybe it's not old... It's weird, it looks both new and old at the same time

Once inside, we realize it is, indeed ancient, but in impeccable shape. Someone or something has really taken care of it. Speaking of, "someone," a voice greets us from the darkness atop the stairs... then a figure emerges. It is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen... I'm mesmerized. is this a man or a woman... or what is this?

The bard lowers his hood... and begins muttering to himself in a tongue I've never heard. He isn't a bard at all, he's a wizard. His hands begin to glow.

The figure descends. I squint. This can't be. There hasn't been one for centuries. It passes through the light and I am sure. It is a vampire. It must die.

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from Ranger of the Old Woods, released October 31, 2022

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Ranger of the Old Woods

Oct 2022
Primeval

Oct 2021
Forbidden Magic

Oct 2019
Daemon Slayer

Oct 2017
Höllental

Oct 2015
Nitheren

Oct 2013
Ear Slayer

Sep 2012

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